Jonas. boosted
Jonas. boosted

Chaining myself to the doors of the Unicode consortium until they attest that all the emojis have little butts on the back that we can’t see.

Jonas. boosted
Jonas. boosted

Ok. Kaiserslautern hat jetzt, wie Würzburg auch, Kinder, welche die Ansagen in den Öffis sprechen.

Cool. :okfidget:

Jonas. boosted
Jonas. boosted
Jonas. boosted
Jonas. boosted

TIL there's a subreddit dedicated to weird faucets.

/r/WTFaucet

Jonas. boosted

The key to getting in shape faster is joining a gym you can't exit.
#NewYear #Resolutions

@JPEG why doesn’t Mast notify me over actions on my instance? I always have to manually check for new mentions because i receive no notifications whatsoever... 😕

Jonas. boosted

*lach*
Die Polizei Brandenburg fahndet nach einer MAC-Adresse.
polizei.brandenburg.de/pressem

Zitat:
"Anhand dieser Adresse ist jedes Gerät genau identifizierbar. Es existieren keine zwei technischen Geräte, die dieselbe MAC-Adresse besitzen."

Und jetzt alle so:

$ ifconfig eth0 down
$ macchanger -m f8:e0:79:af:57:eb eth0
$ ifconfig eth0 up
$ macchanger -s eth0

Jonas. boosted

Reportedly, in Tokyo, local gangs have started using drones to transport drugs across the city.

In response, the police are using net-carrying drones to try to capture these packets mid-air.

The gangs are counter-attacking with their own net-drones to try and drop police drones.

In a statement with the Tokyo police, they say they "Haven't had this much fun in years"

Show more
Uelftodon

Uelftodon is a free and federated alternative social network much like Twitter or Tumblr. It is powered by Mastodon, the great open source software behind this social network. (Find out how it works)
Feel free to join this awesome community!